Sonnet: Sometimes a penis . . . by Halvard Johnson

Penises have numerous identities. For example, a corona
is a straight penis measuring some 5 1/2" with a rounded end
that goes in the mouth. Coronas then descend in order of size
as follows: petit corona, tres petit corona and half a corona,
coming in at about 3 1/2" in length. Similar in shape to the corona
but slightly longer is the Lonsdale. The Ideales is a thin, torpedo
penis measuring some 6 1/2". Bouquet and Londres penises are
similarly thin but shorter. One of the most popular and accessible

of the penis family is the panatella, which is slim, about 5" long
and is sometimes distinguished by being pinched at the mouth
end. Once it had a finished top that had to be severed before
pissing or fucking but this is not the case nowadays. A cheroot
is usually beefier than a panatella, and shorter. In Britain
a small penis open at both ends is called a whiff.

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Hal writes:
It was Freud who once said that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, a statement that for many years confused me. Bill Clinton, however, taught me that cigars can be more than cigars, and led me to forever confuse them with other implements, as you can see.

Mostly I can't really explain how poetry works/gets written. It just does.

Halvard Johnson